"Their intelligence network is uncanny and up to now they have kept one step ahead of us." Mohan Dhamrait, a Radiocommunications Agency investigator, speaking about the LPWS.
This is a genuine published quotation, what makes it amusing is that we don't actually have an intelligence network at all, staying one step ahead of a DTI man didn't require any great skill and judgment!

It has come to our attention that our theme tune, The Laughing Policeman (Billie Grey), sung by Charles Penrose, may be the subject of copyright infringement, and what may well be one of the earliest examples!
We have been sent a recording of The Laughing Song sung by George W Johnson (An American negro) from a wax cylinder recorded between 1894 & 1898, which we believe predates The Laughing Policeman by some 25+ years!
Whilst not the same song, it is remarkably similar to such an extent that it can barely be a coincidence.
See what you think by downloading it, click HERE (only in 128, but it is from a wax cylinder!)

The VIDEO VAULT is now open, watch a few videos from our collection HERE

The complete NOT! The Penrose Gazette Vol.1 Issue 2 now available for download as a  PDF file HERE

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Almost the complete Penrose Gazette Vol.5 Issue 12 now available for download as a  PDF file HERE

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Squeak International Explosive Christmas Edition now available for download as a  PDF file HERE

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Squeak International Best Of 1994 now available for download as a  PDF file HERE

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Buffoon now available for download as a  PDF file HERE

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